Mumbai traffic

My usual description of India to those who ask me about it is that even a UFO landing next to me in the streets there wouldn't come as much of a surprise!

For instance, when driving in India you should always be on the lookout for an elephant around the corner or a Boeing 737 illegally parked!

"The decommissioned aircraft was being driven through the city at the weekend when the driver got lost and then abandoned the plane." !!